Celebrity | Episode 5 - Damage Control

Ethan was waiting at the bar with a cute bartender. He was now calmer but also sader.

Bartender - What's wrong, man?

Ethan - Well... They're offering me a nice job offer but it's in porn. I don't want to be a porn director. I want something bigger. I always dreamt about making movies who moved people. But now it seems i'll just do movies for getting a boner to gay guys.

Bartender - Well i love porns. This is really useful. For the lonely nights. 

Ethan - Yeah. I wonder what's taking so long for my agent with them?

The bartender looked up and see a naked guy running to the personnal bathroom of Mr. Cooper's office.

Bartender - Ahem... Negociation can be... rough sometimes. It takes time. Anyway, don't you ever watch porns?

Ethan - Of course, and i like it. But I didn't want to make them. I mean porns are just cheap movies. With no artistic direction, no good actors, no emotions but make their audience cummed in two minutes.

I can't express anything with that.

Bartender - Why don't you change it then? Choose good actors, have an artistic direction. Create emotions, have a nice scenario. Do porn comedy, porn drama... Give the audience something they're not use to see.

Ethan - But... do you think they'll be interested? I mean guys just want to see dicks fucking asses. They don't want a real scenario.

Bartender - Well i don't know for the others, but i'd love to see a porn with real scenario, good actor game and very hot sex scenes. I'm sure i'd cum so much with stuff like that. Now, porns are just so cheap, you're right about that. So i'm wanking me off mechanicaly. But if i had something else to see...

Ethan - Well i guess you have a point. I could do something different. Something these more ambitious than the actual porns they do. But What if i want to quit it and try to do real kind of movies?

Bartender - Then do it. Who says a porn director can't be a great movie maker? And if they don't want to listen, you'll prove them their wrong.

Ethan - You're right. Thanks.

Elian stepped out of the office and flagged himself to Ethan.

Ethan - I have to go. It was really nice to talk with you.

Bartender - You're welcome... Maybe we could go out for a drink one day.

Ethan - Oh.. ahem. In other circumstances, i'd love to go out with you but i'm with someone. Someone i love.

Bartender - A lucky guy. Don't worry... If one day, you want that drink with me or even talk as a friend, you know where to find me.

Ethan - I will. Bye.

Ethan joined Elian and they started to walk to the stairs.

Elian - Ethan, i don't know what you want to do but this job offer is really nice. I couldn't do anything about the alias thing, but they offered 20% on the sales. 20%! This is amazing. For you and me! This is a lot of money. They really want you.

Ethan - I need to think about it. Do i have to give them an answer right away?

Elian - They want a final decision monday.